December 23, 2009
December 21, 2009
December 20, 2009
Skinny Kills
December 8, 2009
We Need To Talk
- I want one of those!
- Hey, give me one too!
- Is that for me?
- My kids would love these so I need two. (everything says Crown Royal on it)
- No I don't want one, oh wait they are free? Yeah, then give me one. (I am not kidding)
- I need one, I love Crown Royal I drink it all the time, Oh no I'm not drinking it now because it's so expensive.
December 7, 2009
Will The Real Dirt Bag Please Stand Up........Or Flex.
December 2, 2009
NFR Sign Me Up
November 17, 2009
I Wet My Pants
Seriously! How awesome is that? She cut me off and then turned into a parking lot WITHOUT using her blinker. So once I pulled in and we happen to be right next to each other, I said out my window, "I am sorry your blinker is broken!" As I was saying it, I realized it was a little old lady and I felt so bad. For some reason I looked back at her and when I did, I saw she was flipping me the bird! I thought I was going to die. Seriously die. How funny is that? She was SUPER OLD! How proud would you be if that was your grandma? I know I'd be damn proud. So, cheers to all the little old sassy ladies out there. I can only hope that I will still be that sassy when I am that age.
November 5, 2009
November 3, 2009
November 2, 2009
My Family IS Amazing, Got It?
Halloween 2009
Enjoying a sucker.
At first he has no clue what to do with it, but I made him lick it and once he got a taste, it was all over!
Hope everyone had a good Halloween!
October 28, 2009
Pay Day
Being a stay at home mom is the best job ever, even if we don't get that crazy paycheck.
He's a keeper.
October 27, 2009
Little People, Big Mess
October 20, 2009
Going Back To Cali
My mom, little boy and my cousin Stacie
You're looking at my cousin Steve on the drums and my cousin Michael on the guitar and yes, that is Little Boy as lead vocals. I told you he was amazing.
Oh and that little missy that's down in the front, she was the band's groupie. She couldn't get enough of Little Boy. He makes the ladies go crazy.
Here he is staring at that huge pumpkin.
He's 3ft tall!!
Picking out his pumpkin. Once he lifted it though, he didn't want it. Too heavy.
We got him to do the piggy face and yes, he was snorting like a pig.
Sorry for the picture overload, but that was our trip in a nutshell. Can't wait to go back!
October 11, 2009
Things I Never Thought I'd Say
- Let me get that booger (that's gross)
- Do you have poopies? (hubster says this one too!)
- Don't put Diego in the toilet
- Stop chewing on Mommy's tampons!! (clean ones of course, sicko)
- Take that straw out of your nose
- Stop growling at the neighbors Pit bull, he bites.
- Quit whining or you're going to goodwill (that one got me Mother Of The Year)
- Don't lick your Lego's
- Stop drinking the bath water
- Your peepee isn't going anywhere, please stop holding on to it. (he's only 2)
This face says it all, "Who me?"
October 8, 2009
Well Said Sister
I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’
Are you f—— kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness – actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep.
Always. . .
October 7, 2009
Oh Snap, Look What I Made
How cute is this?!?! Yes, I made it. Are you proud? I am not sure where I saw the idea, but as soon as I saw it, I knew I had to have one of my own. I am in the process of making one for Christmas and Valentines day. How cute will the Valentines Day one be?
September 18, 2009
Playgroup Dropout
September 16, 2009
10% Never Looked So Good
September 12, 2009
No It Won't
September 8, 2009
Call The Doctor
August 31, 2009
Girl Eat A Sandwich
August 27, 2009
Who Is This Kid
He is an AMAZING pole dancer.
Just look at that form.
Ahh Little Boy, you keep me laughing.