December 7, 2009

Will The Real Dirt Bag Please Stand Up........Or Flex.

Hmmmm and we all thought Tiger was so private because he was a good guy, had good values and wanted to keep his family safe from the media. WRONG. Turns out, he was so private so no one would notice that he had a different girlfriend in every city.
Tisk Tisk Tisk Tiger, you were one of my favs.
His trade mark nickname, Tiger Tiger Woods Ya'll, is now, Cheetah Cheetah Woods Ya'll!!
I love that the attorney for one of Tiger's alleged mistresses is saying how she is a good girl, has nothing to hide and is willing to cooperate. Um, cooperate with who? Last time I checked cheating wasn't against the law. And how is she a good girl? She slept with a married man and is now selling her story to tabloids. Sure smells like a winner. Give me a break.
Let's just hope his wife gets a clue and doesn't stick around for the money.

2 comments:

Nick and Lindsay said...

You crack.me.up. I just love your perspective on things. You need a talk show... you'd totally beat out Chelsea Handler. =)

Danielle said...

two words: Hate him!