October 7, 2008

Comedy Hour

I don't feel good ladies and Gents!! So instead of coming up with some crazy post about hubster or little boy, I thought I would just post a few funnies.
When Kids Start Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'


~MeLiSsA~ said...

Hey girl,
One my blog is the appointments, let me know if you would like to book one. :) Sorry to hear about your store closing... I dont know you all that well but I DO know you loved that store with all your being. So sorry for your loss.

~MeLiSsA~ said...

I dont know if you recieved my voice mail so check back on my blog for another pic appt time... thanks!!

Meaghan said...

LOLOL I needed a good laugh, thanks!