December 23, 2009

Merry Christmas

The Woods Family

December 21, 2009

No Ho Ho Ho

He was so excited to see Santa and say, "Ho Ho Ho" to him. But when we got there all he kept saying was, "No Ho Ho Ho!" Classic.

December 20, 2009

Skinny Kills

How sad is this?!?!
What is up with Hollywood? There have been too many young stars taken too soon and it's usually because of drugs or alcohol. In Brittany Murphy's case, its reported to be anorexia and cocaine. WTH?!?

December 8, 2009

We Need To Talk

This is us.
We are promoting Crown Royal while the NFR is in town.

See those t-shirts I am holding? They are free.
We are giving those out along with free shots, stickers, bandannas and little buttons that blink.
So what do we need to talk about you ask?!?! MANNERS!!!
I would like to know where the hell (sorry mom) all the manners are. I have put together a list of the way people have asked me for the stuff we walk around and give out.
  1. I want one of those!
  2. Hey, give me one too!
  3. Is that for me?
  4. My kids would love these so I need two. (everything says Crown Royal on it)
  5. No I don't want one, oh wait they are free? Yeah, then give me one. (I am not kidding)
  6. I need one, I love Crown Royal I drink it all the time, Oh no I'm not drinking it now because it's so expensive.
I could go on and on with more. But do you see, please, thanks or may I in any of those quotes? NOPE! People are so rude!! Have no fear though, I was rude right back. I have a 2 year old, so these grown ass men and women heard from me, "Is that how you ask?" or "What do you say?!?" Then they would all look at me and say, "oh yeah, please?!?" Jerks. Some people would even yell to us across the bar and tell us they want one. I would say, "One of what?" They would say "whatever you're giving out." WTH! They don't even know what we are giving away, they just want it because it's free. Freaks.
My favorite is the fact that we would be DECKED out in Crown Royal stuff and people would ask us, "Hey are you here for Crown Royal?" Um no Sir, we are here for Bacardi.
Here is your sign.

December 7, 2009

Will The Real Dirt Bag Please Stand Up........Or Flex.

Hmmmm and we all thought Tiger was so private because he was a good guy, had good values and wanted to keep his family safe from the media. WRONG. Turns out, he was so private so no one would notice that he had a different girlfriend in every city.
Tisk Tisk Tisk Tiger, you were one of my favs.
His trade mark nickname, Tiger Tiger Woods Ya'll, is now, Cheetah Cheetah Woods Ya'll!!
I love that the attorney for one of Tiger's alleged mistresses is saying how she is a good girl, has nothing to hide and is willing to cooperate. Um, cooperate with who? Last time I checked cheating wasn't against the law. And how is she a good girl? She slept with a married man and is now selling her story to tabloids. Sure smells like a winner. Give me a break.
Let's just hope his wife gets a clue and doesn't stick around for the money.

December 2, 2009

NFR Sign Me Up

Yes Mam!! I love me some cowboy booty. What woman doesn't?
I HATE HATE HATE this skinny jeans phase on guys. It is a huge turn off and I am so thankful that the hubster still loves his loose fit Levis. Yum.E. BUT.......when it comes to cowboys, oh man. For some reason, they just look soooooo good in tight wranglers. I have yet to meet a woman that disagrees. Now cowboys themselves, gross me out. I am not into the dipping and spitting and bull bucking, just the tight jeans.
Today is the kick off to the NFR Rodeo here in Vegas and I get to work it!
Tonight is the Hoedown downtown, a guaranteed good time. Free country concerts by Emerson Drive, Gloriana and some others. All the big name Cowboys will be there along with about a million other horse loving people. The rest of the week, us Crown Royal girls will be at all the major casinos on the Vegas strip handing out shots and promoting the brand!
If you're here, come find us and get your picture taken with us Crown Royal girls. :)