Dear Little Boy, I have suddenly come down with the flu. If you don't mind, I am going to call in sick for work tomorrow. You know where the sippy cups and milk are, please help yourself. Also, now would be a good time for you to start going potty on the toilet, since I will not be at work to change your diapers. I have turned off all the volume on your toys, for obvious reasons. The Backyardigans will be on at 10am and 1pm. You also have a nap scheduled at 11:30, don't be late, you know how you get. Yes, just like that. Also, if that nap doesn't go as planned, I have scheduled another one for you at 3:30. Please have a great day and I will see you on Thursday.
p.s. stay away from the animal crackers.