January 6, 2009

Letter To The Boss

Dear Little Boy, I have suddenly come down with the flu. If you don't mind, I am going to call in sick for work tomorrow. You know where the sippy cups and milk are, please help yourself. Also, now would be a good time for you to start going potty on the toilet, since I will not be at work to change your diapers. I have turned off all the volume on your toys, for obvious reasons. The Backyardigans will be on at 10am and 1pm. You also have a nap scheduled at 11:30, don't be late, you know how you get. Yes, just like that. Also, if that nap doesn't go as planned, I have scheduled another one for you at 3:30. Please have a great day and I will see you on Thursday.
The Mom
p.s. stay away from the animal crackers.


MOMMY-MOMO said...

haha! dont you wish! us mothers never get a break!

Bre said...

HILARIOUS!!! (...and so so true!)

I love it!!

p.s.- i'm sorry you're sick. =(

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, too cute!! :) Feel better soon!

Chris said...

While I'm sorry to hear you're sick, this was a cute post. Do you get sick time pay? ;) I was just scrolling through your blog and noticed your brother is a wrestler (a really good one, eh?). My husband has wrestled for 25 years. He coaches a high school team now, and he has moved on to Mixed Martial Arts fighting. The wrestling just isn't competitive enough at his age anymore. I think all this means that we have to be friends now, right? Cute blog! Glad I got to "meet" you!

Unknown said...

Little Boy makes the cutest executive!!!

Elie said...

Oh how true is this...I wish!!!!