No Ho Ho Ho

He was so excited to see Santa and say, "Ho Ho Ho" to him. But when we got there all he kept saying was, "No Ho Ho Ho!" Classic.

Skinny Kills

How sad is this?!?!

What is up with Hollywood? There have been too many young stars taken too soon and it's usually because of drugs or alcohol. In Brittany Murphy's case, its reported to be anorexia and cocaine. WTH?!?

We Need To Talk

This is us.

We are promoting Crown Royal while the NFR is in town.

See those t-shirts I am holding? They are free.

We are giving those out along with free shots, stickers, bandannas and little buttons that blink.

So what do we need to talk about you ask?!?! MANNERS!!!

I would like to know where the hell (sorry mom) all the manners are. I have put together a list of the way people have asked me for the stuff we walk around and give out.

1. I want one of those!
2. Hey, give me one too!
3. Is that for me?
4. My kids would love these so I need two. (everything says Crown Royal on it)
5. No I don't want one, oh wait they are free? Yeah, then give me one. (I am not kidding)
6. I need one, I love Crown Royal I drink it all the time, Oh no I'm not drinking it now because it's so expensive.

I could go on and on with more. But do you see, please, thanks or may I in any of those quotes? NOPE! People are so rude!! Have no fear though, I was rude right back. I have a 2 year old, so these grown ass men and women heard from me, "Is that how you ask?" or "What do you say?!?" Then they would all look at me and say, "oh yeah, please?!?" Jerks. Some people would even yell to us across the bar and tell us they want one. I would say, "One of what?" They would say "whatever you're giving out." WTH! They don't even know what we are giving away, they just want it because it's free. Freaks.

My favorite is the fact that we would be DECKED out in Crown Royal stuff and people would ask us, "Hey are you here for Crown Royal?" Um no Sir, we are here for Bacardi.

Here is your sign.

Will The Real Dirt Bag Please Stand Up........Or Flex.

Hmmmm and we all thought Tiger was so private because he was a good guy, had good values and wanted to keep his family safe from the media. WRONG. Turns out, he was so private so no one would notice that he had a different girlfriend in every city.

Tisk Tisk Tisk Tiger, you were one of my favs.

His trade mark nickname, Tiger Tiger Woods Ya'll, is now, Cheetah Cheetah Woods Ya'll!!

I love that the attorney for one of Tiger's alleged mistresses is saying how she is a good girl, has nothing to hide and is willing to cooperate. Um, cooperate with who? Last time I checked cheating wasn't against the law. And how is she a good girl? She slept with a married man and is now selling her story to tabloids. Sure smells like a winner. Give me a break.

Let's just hope his wife gets a clue and doesn't stick around for the money.

NFR Sign Me Up

Yes Mam!! I love me some cowboy booty. What woman doesn't?

I HATE HATE HATE this skinny jeans phase on guys. It is a huge turn off and I am so thankful that the hubster still loves his loose fit Levis. Yum.E. BUT.......when it comes to cowboys, oh man. For some reason, they just look soooooo good in tight wranglers. I have yet to meet a woman that disagrees. Now cowboys themselves, gross me out. I am not into the dipping and spitting and bull bucking, just the tight jeans.

Today is the kick off to the NFR Rodeo here in Vegas and I get to work it!

Tonight is the Hoedown downtown, a guaranteed good time. Free country concerts by Emerson Drive, Gloriana and some others. All the big name Cowboys will be there along with about a million other horse loving people. The rest of the week, us Crown Royal girls will be at all the major casinos on the Vegas strip handing out shots and promoting the brand!

If you're here, come find us and get your picture taken with us Crown Royal girls. :)

I Wet My Pants

When a little old lady flipped me the bird!

Seriously! How awesome is that? She cut me off and then turned into a parking lot WITHOUT using her blinker. So once I pulled in and we happen to be right next to each other, I said out my window, "I am sorry your blinker is broken!" As I was saying it, I realized it was a little old lady and I felt so bad. For some reason I looked back at her and when I did, I saw she was flipping me the bird! I thought I was going to die. Seriously die. How funny is that? She was SUPER OLD! How proud would you be if that was your grandma? I know I'd be damn proud. So, cheers to all the little old sassy ladies out there. I can only hope that I will still be that sassy when I am that age.

Family Pictures

They turned out AWESOME! Pamela Ruby Photography did an amazing job. See for yourself!

The rest I am saving for Christmas card ideas. :)

Just A Day In The Life......

Sorry about the f-bombs, but it's funny and you know it!

My Family IS Amazing, Got It?

A couple weekends ago, we got some family photos done. It was our first time, as a family, to do an outdoor photo shoot. Normally, we would go to the studio, the people tell us how to pose and click, there is your shot.

This kind of photo shoot though you just walk around and do your thing, all while the photographer is snapping away. It was a little awkward for us because we didn't really know what to do. Hubster and I just don't make out all the time or hang all over each other in front of people. So I guess since we don't do that, it came across as we weren't "madly in love." I am so excited to see our photos because I know our photographer does amazing work, but I am a little scared at the same time. On all the other photo shoots that she has done, she wrote about how much fun she had with the family and how amazing and in love the family was with one another. On our photos she just wrote about how Little Boy wasn't sure if he wanted his photo taken, but in the end she still managed to capture some sweet memories.

So I guess you can say I got my little feelers hurt. I think my family is amazing and we are madly in love. Sorry, we are awkward in front of the camera.

Here are some photos from this past weekend at Disneyland, look how much fun we were having?!?!

How cute is this? Hubster wanted to let me sleep, so him and Little Boy played in the other bed and finally fell asleep like this. Now that's amazing love. :)

Stay tuned to see how those family photos turned out!!

Halloween 2009

We saw 100 Cinderellas, 55 Spidermans, 63 Buzz Lightyears, 23 Kittens, 57 Ninjas

but only 1 Alfalfa!

Look at his face! He was so shocked that someone was giving him treats.

He is saying, "Candy, for ME??"
Enjoying a sucker.
At first he has no clue what to do with it, but I made him lick it and once he got a taste, it was all over!

Hope everyone had a good Halloween!